Have Fun

Here are some of my best and worst lines use them freely:

Even if I totally stunk up the joint tonight, the sun will rise tomorrow

There are 1 billion Chinese that don't give a shit how bad I bowled !

If I were that great I would be on t.v

There is always next week

Thats bowling

You had the wrong ball for the condition

That guy kept jumping out in front of me

I had too much to drink

I did'nt have enough to drink

The lanes were messed up (Too dry, Too oily)

My back hurt

The approach was slippery

I'm only human

Oh well we were due to lose sooner or later

I was distracted